President-Elect Donald Trump Nominates Hoggish Greedly to Lead EPA, Cites “Visionary” Approach to Natural Resource Management
Washington, D.C. — In a surprising twist that has raised eyebrows across the globe, President-Elect Donald Trump announced today that he would be nominating Hoggish Greedly, the infamous industrialist known for his, shall we say, “flexible” approach to environmental ethics, to head the Environmental Protection Agency. Greedly, known widely from his antics on the animated…
